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Old 01-17-2006, 04:42 PM   #61
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Eric speaks the truth!

And its nice to see some variety on our store..... I think an "I Eric's Sister" Shirt would do well too
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:05 PM   #62
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stop posting.

believe me i dont give a damn shut up, shut up now either learn to live with me or just plainly ignore me that way everyones happy, theres no point telling me to stop posting its like telling me to stop breathing i cant do either so stop now it is not gonna happen.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:21 PM   #63
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believe me i dont give a damn shut up, shut up now either learn to live with me or just plainly ignore me that way everyones happy, theres no point telling me to stop posting its like telling me to stop breathing i cant do either so stop now it is not gonna happen.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:16 AM   #64
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Is it too much to ask to use some punctuation and proper sentence structure?

Because it is really sometimes kinda hard to read messages when they are one long run-on sentence and have no punctuation whatsoever to introduce any breaks into reading your rants and raves and as a result it gets a little annoying at times and schaard and drachen agree with me that punctuation and complete non run on sentences are a good thing to learn how to use on the internet while posting on dexwolrd about what you think and how you feel and the chances are good that once you use some punctuation and proper grammar people will start to leave you alone and not tell you to stop breathing because they would not want you to die anymore unless of course they still think your posts are meaningless well then there is just nothing you can do about it because you cannot win the situation and you shouldj ust ignore them and go on living your life how you want it to live but please for the sanity of the rest of us and for your own ego to make you look at least slightly intelligent please use some punctuation and proper sentence sturcture in here because it will also help you in the real world when you get a good job and have to make money and have to write professional things about what you did at work and write reports to signify what it all means and keep your supervisors updated mmmmmmmmmmmmmmk?
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:02 AM   #65
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I love you Dank.
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:12 AM   #66
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this bores me
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:13 AM   #67
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You bore me.
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:59 PM   #68
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:24 PM   #69
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I play video games for a living.

I actually do play video for my income! I test and repair video gaming machines for a huge well-known gaming company. I actually have my dream job! WOOOOHOOOO!
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:13 PM   #70
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lucky.... I personally have my dream job too, just like my buddy eric, I always dreamed of becoming an accountant, travelling the country, staying in random hotels (viva holland, mi this week) and enjoying the simple pleasures of auditing work that someone already did twice but inevitably screwed up meaning you get to have them chastised and possibly fired. I know its simple, but its a dream
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:48 PM   #71
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I want to be just like you, actually I'm in college to do the same thing!!
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Old 01-20-2006, 07:38 AM   #72
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my dream job would be hunting down and slaughtering all the schaard of the world and putting them in a big stasis tank on the north pole so they can wreak havoc on the world in hundreds of years time Long after im dead.
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Old 01-20-2006, 09:40 AM   #73
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my dream job would be hunting down and slaughtering all the schaard of the world and putting them in a big stasis tank on the north pole so they can wreak havoc on the world in hundreds of years time Long after im dead.
my dream job is putting you on one of my treadmills so that you can lose some fucking weight you fat fuck then after than i will put you on the nordictrack e500 weight training system and give you some helpful tips but what im really doing is making you a nice sandwich in the back then when i come out and you're thru working out and all cool looking i will eat the sandwich right in front of you and be all like "bitch, sup now"
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:15 AM   #74
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Actually, Schaard, Sarak's a skinny dude. Check the "Hey all you nubs, we want your pictures" thread
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Actually, Schaard, Sarak's a skinny dude. Check the "Hey all you nubs, we want your pictures" thread
schaard was being sarcastic


anyways, i work at a citgo gas station as a cashier. surprisingly i make more than minium wage :O ...impressive..i know, but i'm just earning survival money fore i'm a senior college student. After i earn my BA in psychology, i want to become involved in a research lab team. that's what i aspire to do.

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Old 01-20-2006, 01:34 PM   #76
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my dream job would be hunting down and slaughtering all the schaard of the world and putting them in a big stasis tank on the north pole so they can wreak havoc on the world in hundreds of years time Long after im dead.
why would you slaughter them before putting them in stasis? One or the other...ORRRRR...here's a thought (something new to your experience)......STFU!!!!
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:20 AM   #77
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I say we continue to let Sarak speak, because he annoys people, and that... Well that entertains me oh so much.

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Old 01-21-2006, 01:29 AM   #78
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my dream job would be hunting down and slaughtering all the schaard of the world and putting them in a big stasis tank on the north pole so they can wreak havoc on the world in hundreds of years time Long after im dead.
Yeah, cmon now, killing them, putting them in stasis, and expecting them to come out afterwards? It's just not logical. Like one or the other here, and I hear the north pole is pretty cold, might want to look into some way for them to get down from there so they can wreak all that havoc...
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Old 01-21-2006, 10:27 PM   #79
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the best part about my job is driving about the sales floor with the WAVE (a golf cart that goes up 10 feet) all the way up, towering over everyone, at full speed. One guy managed to take out a cash kiosk with that, it was patched up with cardboard for a year.

oh yes, and playing xbox360 on a 200" projector
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i got 3 jobs

1).i sell crack and heroin on the corner to 4th graders
kinda sucks because all the give me is pocket change with lint,some of the other kids give me there lunch boxes and there gi joe's

2).i kill kittens and puppies and sell them to the chinese/thai restaurant down the road

3).i go to the mall look for old cars (80's-90's) get my syphon tube
steal there gas and sell it to local landscapers
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