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Old 01-08-2006, 09:05 PM   #41
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/05/ty....ap/index.html

I hope butters and frek have been behaving themselves and playing by the rules......
Great!!!!! The stock is going to drop again. They will probably make us sign another compliance form and go through more ethics training because of bullshit like this. Were probably going to see Pistol Pat now for a Sox audit. Good times had by all.
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Old 01-08-2006, 09:16 PM   #42
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No kidding......Well, looks like I'll be on the phone w/ Legal tomorrow.... sigh....
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Old 01-08-2006, 09:29 PM   #43
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ahhh ethics trainings, i hope i don't have to observe another one of those...

yeah, I think we just need to schedule dexlan 06 around your 404 audit.....
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Old 01-08-2006, 10:06 PM   #44
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You already know lol
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Old 01-13-2006, 05:20 PM   #45
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ill go as if not reading a single post like i havent, so i would of been going to work as a computer hardware / software engineer after september but as a change of heart ive decided to do a course in psychology, so that i can either go down that route or just to keep my options open as my eye sight isnt getting better so i may not find it feasiable to do computer work.
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Old 01-14-2006, 04:48 PM   #46
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ill go as if not reading a single post like i havent, so i would of been going to work as a computer hardware / software engineer after september but as a change of heart ive decided to do a course in psychology, so that i can either go down that route or just to keep my options open as my eye sight isnt getting better so i may not find it feasiable to do computer work.

I'm applying to human computer interaction masters programs with a psych degree. Good luck.
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:51 PM   #47
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Primarily I feed fish. But in my spare time I work for a technology consulting company implementing ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning, software that can manage most of the business processes of large companies) specifically SAP (the largest ERP software out there). My projects will typically run 6-12 months at a time. While I live in Chicago, the job is 100% travel. Right now I'm down in Lafayette, Indiana implementing the sales and distribution portion of the software for Wabash National Truck Manufacturer ($6bn+ annual revenues). The scary thing is, they trust me to configure their business processes to run through my decisions. OMG DUMASSRS I KNO.

Next few years, get my MBA (ND or Northwesern) and then get back into manufacturing. Eventually own my own manufacturing facility and attempt to start a fashion line that will bring back the scrunch socks.
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:40 PM   #48
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scrunch socks for MEN !!!!!!!!
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:59 AM   #49
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I rob banks.

Srsly tho... I'm attempting to write my own table-top role-playing game. I'm jobless ATM, just being laid off from a sandwich shop in the local mall. It was a decent place, and I always got complimented for my food (I guess I'm good at that?). When we didn't have customers (which was often) we would make our own sandwiches and wraps.

My personal favorite was Mr. Squishy, named after my friend Blake, who's fist could cave a man's skull in with one blow. Because I'm in a good mood, I shall enlighten you as to the nature of a Mr. Squishy so none of you will ever go hungry again.

For this you'll need:
a wrap about 10" in diameter
12 to 16 slices of Genoa salami
3 slices of Provolone cheese
3 slices of Swiss cheese
Sweet red and green pepper strips (the stores pre-made stuff is fine)
Three tomatoes slices
Lettuce
Salt and pepper
Vinegar and Oil

Now, the secret here is to begin with half of your slices of Genoa in the center of your wrap. Then the 3 slices of provolone cheese, followed by lettuce, tomato, and the peppers. NOW, apply the vinegar, oil, salt and pepper as desired (ease up on the salt however, that Genoa takes care of it for you, you just want the tomato to soften up a little). Apply the Swiss cheese, and finally the second layer of Genoa. Add more oil and vinegar if desired (YUM!). Make sure you wrap tight! Cut through the center at a diagonal (I found this makes the first bite easier) and enjoy! Best with chips, a pickle, and Woodchuck Hard Cider.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:24 AM   #50
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Get a job.
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:03 PM   #51
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:13 PM   #52
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I rob banks.

Srsly tho... I'm attempting to write my own table-top role-playing game. I'm jobless ATM, just being laid off from a sandwich shop in the local mall. It was a decent place, and I always got complimented for my food (I guess I'm good at that?). When we didn't have customers (which was often) we would make our own sandwiches and wraps.

My personal favorite was Mr. Squishy, named after my friend Blake, who's fist could cave a man's skull in with one blow. Because I'm in a good mood, I shall enlighten you as to the nature of a Mr. Squishy so none of you will ever go hungry again.

For this you'll need:
a wrap about 10" in diameter
12 to 16 slices of Genoa salami
3 slices of Provolone cheese
3 slices of Swiss cheese
Sweet red and green pepper strips (the stores pre-made stuff is fine)
Three tomatoes slices
Lettuce
Salt and pepper
Vinegar and Oil

Now, the secret here is to begin with half of your slices of Genoa in the center of your wrap. Then the 3 slices of provolone cheese, followed by lettuce, tomato, and the peppers. NOW, apply the vinegar, oil, salt and pepper as desired (ease up on the salt however, that Genoa takes care of it for you, you just want the tomato to soften up a little). Apply the Swiss cheese, and finally the second layer of Genoa. Add more oil and vinegar if desired (YUM!). Make sure you wrap tight! Cut through the center at a diagonal (I found this makes the first bite easier) and enjoy! Best with chips, a pickle, and Woodchuck Hard Cider.
that sounds pretty good.

EDIT : GET A JOB
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:28 PM   #53
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ye LAZY SO AND SO get a job dont see me lazing away at home just eating tubs of ice cream doing noth...... err no yes u do, damn but no i do fecking hours of damage to my eyes daily so i figure i can piss the rest of the days away.
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:11 PM   #54
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ye LAZY SO AND SO get a job dont see me lazing away at home just eating tubs of ice cream doing noth...... err no yes u do, damn but no i do fecking hours of damage to my eyes daily so i figure i can piss the rest of the days away.
stop posting.
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:21 PM   #55
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For once I agree with Schaard.
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:02 AM   #56
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:46 PM   #57
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:37 PM   #58
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nicely done.
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:00 PM   #59
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omg, John is still alive?
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He randomly drinks beer and trips over power cables. That's why the server crashes so much.
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