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Eyebrows 03-10-2016 06:24 PM

ATTN: PUSSIES
 
TRY THIS NERDS:

TWO SHOTS EVERCLEAR

TWO SHOTS FIGHTING COCK WHISKEY

DRANK IT.

http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/00...fm=jpg&fit=max

Eyebrows 03-10-2016 09:53 PM

Maybe you are a damn PUSSY and need to redeem yourself, like Dom after a nigh with ten canadian hookers who have actual hooks, but can't handle the pure awesome of the local Saint Louis Product, EVERCLEEEEEAR.

SO what can you do?! EASY! Go Salty, have a SOUR COCK (instead of the HARD COCK mentioned above)

50/50 DILL PICKLE JUICE AND FIGHTING COCK WHISKEY

http://static1.squarespace.com/stati...1437425453661/

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

Tallgeese_lll 03-11-2016 02:48 PM

Budweiser is piss.

Firefly 03-12-2016 11:34 AM

Alcohol is for losers

Eyebrows 03-12-2016 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefly (Post 136848)
Alcohol is for losers


I bet you own a trilby hat, ya neckbeard.

Firefly 03-14-2016 02:52 PM

A collection I'll have you know

Eyebrows 03-14-2016 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefly (Post 136851)
A collection I'll have you know

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k9vZMmk0HP...ard-trilby.jpg

[b7]fluid 03-15-2016 10:54 AM

I have no idea what you guys are saying other than drinking stuff that sounds like poison but if I get the jist of what' you're all talking about try that fricking vietnamese cobra/scropion moonshine and you'll know what hell hath unleashed. Scary memories indeed.

Firefly 03-16-2016 05:46 PM

Your Yearbook picture turned out great.

Domnatr 03-18-2016 11:37 AM

I see with that combo, you must've been trying to drink yourself pretty.

Maniac 03-18-2016 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domnatr (Post 136859)
I see with that combo, you must've been trying to drink yourself pretty.

Pot calling the kettle black.

[b7]fluid 03-19-2016 12:31 AM

I swear livers were never meant to get rid of the breadth of stupid alcoholic concoctions we come up with.

Domnatr 03-19-2016 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniac (Post 136860)
Pot calling the kettle black.

uh mine is natural, I don't have to drink to look good. You are a dude though so I can understand your idea of not thinking so :thumb::thumb:

Firefly 03-19-2016 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136861)
I swear livers were never meant to get rid of the breadth of stupid alcoholic concoctions we come up with.

Yep, it's crazy that people decide to do it at all.

Eyebrows 03-19-2016 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maniac (Post 136860)
Pot calling the kettle black.

https://media.giphy.com/media/9GLSPTwe1TWgw/giphy.gif

Firefly 03-19-2016 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyebrows (Post 136864)

This guy

Eyebrows 03-20-2016 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefly (Post 136865)
This guy

https://media4.giphy.com/media/zKW4I5I2q5pg4/200.gif

[b7]fluid 03-20-2016 04:11 PM

it's too bad that show ended because Americans didn't like the humour. We loved it in the cold north!

Eyebrows 03-21-2016 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136867)
it's too bad that show ended because Americans didn't like the humour. We loved it in the cold north!

What, Canada? That place full of smug white people that's the population equivalent of a small town anime convention?


Thanks.

[b7]fluid 03-21-2016 01:46 PM

Hey we love our anime conventions just as much as your trump loving country.

Eyebrows 03-21-2016 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136869)
Hey we love our anime conventions just as much as your trump loving country.


http://static3.businessinsider.com/i...lustration.png

Firefly 03-21-2016 04:54 PM

I hope he does, it's been a shithole for far too long, whats it been? 240 years now

Eyebrows 03-21-2016 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefly (Post 136871)
I hope he does, it's been a shithole for far too long, whats it been? 240 years now

https://media.giphy.com/media/jbxQLpOKN2URa/giphy.gif

Firefly 03-22-2016 05:31 AM

Plus his inauguration speech set to "United States of Whatever" will be worth a watch

Stu Pidazole 03-23-2016 11:03 AM

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The USA will survive a Trump presidency. We already survived 8 years of Clinton and 12 years of Bush(s). Piss off, foreigner...

JJ_Slayer 03-23-2016 12:46 PM

And almost 8 years of ODUMBASS! If we get Sanders next I'll have no money left at all! We went from Time for a Change, to send it the rest of your money possibly. I can't even spell 19 trillion! How many F....N zero's are in that? Honestly, if we get another 8 years of what has been happening we will most certainly have 50-60 trillion in debt by the end of that time. Maybe I shouldn't be so political on this thread. Were we talking about a drink originally?

Ok, never mind what I just said! I will understand if you delete this post.

Eyebrows 03-23-2016 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ_Slayer (Post 136877)
And almost 8 years of ODUMBASS! If we get Sanders next I'll have no money left at all! We went from Time for a Change, to send it the rest of your money possibly. I can't even spell 19 trillion! How many F....N zero's are in that? Honestly, if we get another 8 years of what has been happening we will most certainly have 50-60 trillion in debt by the end of that time. Maybe I shouldn't be so political on this thread. Were we talking about a drink originally?

Ok, never mind what I just said! I will understand if you delete this post.


Quoting it for posterity. Congrats on taking part in the busiest thread of the year so far (it broke two pages, the shit?!).

Firefly 03-24-2016 08:40 AM

I thought this was the new hub for drunk posts?

Tallgeese_lll 03-24-2016 12:18 PM

Drunks talk about politics too?

Anywho, budweiser is still piss. Suck it, Southerners.

[b7]fluid 03-24-2016 05:03 PM

lol, actually, the hockey thread has more posts so suck it you passive, aggressive, cut remark making bastard.

I assume quadrillion is after a trillion.

I prefer a fine wine.

Firefly 03-24-2016 05:28 PM

Breaking News: All your Beer sucks

Eyebrows 03-24-2016 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136884)
lol, actually, the hockey thread has more posts so suck it you passive, aggressive, cut remark making bastard.

I assume quadrillion is after a trillion.

I prefer a fine wine.


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[b7]fluid 03-24-2016 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyebrows (Post 136887)


Maniac 03-24-2016 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136888)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyebrows (Post 136887)



[b7]fluid 03-24-2016 08:48 PM

touche Maniac, Touche

Tallgeese_lll 03-25-2016 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefly (Post 136886)
Breaking News: All your Beer sucks

Have you even tried them all?

Eyebrows 03-25-2016 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [b7]fluid (Post 136890)
douche Maniac, Douche

ATTN: Fixed.

Bait 03-25-2016 01:57 PM

what are teh chances NY , WA & CA call for independence/segregatino during Trump election??

[b7]fluid 03-27-2016 10:14 AM

lol, eyebrows, that's much better.

Bait back on the trump train eh? I'd love for a secessation but I think there's a better chance of a trump being elected than those states seceding because of that election outcome.

Tallgeese_lll 03-28-2016 04:53 PM

There is absolutely no way any State will secede, successfully. Plus, half the South threatened to secede with Obama and look how that turned out.


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